are these school jokes funny?
Q: Are you in the top half of your class?
A: No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible!
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon?
Pupil: The horse will draw it!
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class?
Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home!
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have?
Pupil: One big haystack!
Teacher: Does anyone know who broke the sound barrier?
Pupil: I'm no squealer!
Teacher: Do you file your nails Billy?
Billy: No, I just throw them away!
Teacher: Billie, stop your day dreaming?
Billie: I wasn't day dreaming, I was taking a nap!
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters?
Pupil: Stop taking baths?
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