ones then funny or not? Snow White is sitting on pinocchio's face and she says "tell me a lie"


Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed?

A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!

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A senior guy invited his girlfriend over because his parents were gone for the weekend, so his girlfreind arrived at his house they went to the bedroom and he forgot his younger brother was sleeping on the botttom bed so him and his girlfriend went on the top bed and they started talking and then things get heated up so he said scream TOMATOES if you want it harder and scream LETTUCE if you want a different position so she was screaming LETTUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO, then she said stop pull it out becuase I cant get pregnant then the little brother woke up and said "will you guys please stop making sandwiches"....



Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?

A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!!

Ha ha ha.!!!
I liked them so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!!

Those are really dumb and REALLY disgusting. EW

Buy some new joke books....

I could write romantic poetry if I could think up rhymes.
Tattoo “I love you” on my butt about a million times.
I'd swim the deepest ocean if I wasn’t scared of sharks.
Carve our initials on a tree? What?! And vandalize our parks??
I'd climb the highest mountain if you'd drive me to Tibet.
Reenact our love with puppets? No; that's my dumbest idea yet!
Jeez, this is going badly – it’s like my brain is stuck.
Just believe I love you – now let's go someplace and…
…cuddle.

See, I told you I had trouble with rhymes.

Lmfao i like the last one

Love The First One!

Good stuff........we all laughed here in the depths of the welsh countryside!!!!

good one.....excellent
very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones



An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."

very funny