Question ! Can anyone sing this song I've no business in show business ?
I've no business in show business,
It's no business for me
Everything about me is appalling,
Ever since they put me on TV
I know why the viewing figure's falling,
I'm not enthralling, like I should be.
I've no business in show business
No track-record or form
Despite that, I believed that I had found her
The girl to take the music world by storm
And so what if the music all but drowned her?
She stood her ground, her
Applause was warm
I know people, like show people,
That's how I got this show
Yesterday you told me I would not go far
But here I am, so, mister, there you are,
Though my show is lousy, I am still its star
Who says I'm not a pro?
The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Are secretly unhappy men because
The butcher, the baker, the grocer, the clerk
Are stuck with me despite my many flaws
They'd gladly bid my dreary show goodbye
For the Tory party conference, and why?
Because…I've no business in show business
But though business is slow,
And though I know that I can neither dance nor sing
Can't hoof like Kelly or croon like Bing
I get paid a fortune just to do my thing
Let's go on with the show…let's go on with the show!
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