iraqi football forum transfer news?????

[chas c]

one rogered pilot up for grabs,transferring from scottish fitba forum,no bad at wind ups but his erse has collapsed(literally).better being other side of the world cos if safg gets him,he will have no need of his erse????lol
6 camels.think they have taken the hump with you

[blue/52]

Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?

A: You shout out, "B-52"


iraqi tv guide:


Monday
8:00 Husseinfeld.
8:30 Mad About Everything.
9:00 Suddenly Sanctions.
9:30 Allah McBeal.

Tuesday
8:00 Wheel of MisFortune and Terror.
8:30 The Price Is Right if Saddam Says It's Right.
9:00 Children Are Forbidden to Say the Darndest Things.
9:30 Iraq's Funniest Public Execution Bloopers.

Wednesday
8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer.
8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy.
9:00 Just Shoot Me.
9:30 Veilwatch.

Thursday
8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi.
8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H.
9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses.
9:30 My Two Baghdads.

Friday
8:00 Judge Saddam.
8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things.
9:00 Achmed's Creek.
9:30 Nowitness News.

[adele]

hope SAFG sees the funny side of this....

those military types have guns I hear lol

[Top gun pilot]

after seeing my ball skills the iraqis have offered me a contract with ''al quaeeda sheite jihad united'' they have offered me a 5 year contract worth 2 sticks of dynamite a week and a signing on fee of 6 camels and 2 donkeys.......the bit thats putting me of signing the contract chas is the clause thats been inserted by them......if i ask to leave before the 5 years they have the right to behead me.......i have serious thinking to do.

[Double-O Erra]

Afghanistan is the worst place to try watch the football, its impossible.

All because of the telly-ban.

[Richard H 1967]

he's shiite right enough

[soldierbhoy]

Are ye sure he landed in Iraq? I'm over there at the minute and seen nae sign on Saddamta News.

[ScotsAirForceCopper]

i really dont find the little boy funny

its sheer jealousy that i have a decent job, that is ACHIEVABLE to anyone in Great Britain. all you need to do to be in the RAF Regiment which i started out in and the RAF Police is some decent grades, pass an aplitude test, get fit and put some hard work in away from home.

nothing more than that, so what is the numpties problem

people like him really do make me ashamed to be from the same country as him, i have now done two tours of operation, one in Iraq and last year was in Afghan, yes its hard graft and can get a bit life threatening but its all worth the effort knowing that we are all infact keeping our country safer
I bet if the Taliban were here dropping bombs daily on poeple like HIS doorstep he wouldnt be as fascinated in slagging me or anyone else in the forces off

it so easy to say youl break peoples legs and stab them etc over the internet, only as true fud would do it, last night he was trying to say i wished his baby to be a mongo, which i didnt ofcourse, and this also leads me to think hes No got a gf whos having a baby. One little boy with no life and i guess no real confidence in himself, and i actually feel sorry for him.
Wasnt that long ago he pm'd saying he wants me to go to Iraq and get shoot and bombed, proud of his country isnt he

also, why would i pretend to be a Partick Thistle fan?????? WTF?

i grew up in a rough part of Glasgow as many of us did, i am glad i went into the forces because i might have ended up like sponging sad scum like he clearly is

52, the same person, has just copied these jokes from one of the websites the websites that cater for Taliban jokes, original

[malks ra tim]

I don't know who's got a beef with the Gunner (maybe someone can give a quick rundown of the spat) but i must confess i have a wee bit of admiration for the airforce,my neice is in also my sister was ,and her husband,i was recently at RAF Halton for a passing out parade and nearly passed out myself when a jet flew over the parade ground,i was rattled with the bev i had in Aylesbury the night before and nearly sh4t myself (i know a big sissy) anyway glad to get that off my chest.