...jokes? How are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

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How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

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What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

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How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

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What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

Lol Honey not every one is the same but have a real chill and call them what ever you want .and tomorow,Love them and give them all we stupid females always do.Kiss and make up.xxxx

Charming...

Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One, she holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.


Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Three, one to change the bulb. One to moan and groan and whinge and whine about how oppressed the bulb is and one to secretly wish she were the bulb.


Q. Why do women have legs?

A. Well, you have seen the mess snails make.

i'm guessing you're having man trouble....

All men are not bad.

Yeah, many men really don't know how to treat their women.

Hilarious! oops. Looks like we're in a room full of sour apples.
My favourite:
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.