HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A BLONDE HAS BEEN IN YOUR FRIDGE?..........BY THE LIPSTICK ON YOUR CUCUMBER. ************************************************** ***********A LESBIAN JOINS WEIGHT WATCHERS AND TEACHER SAYS "YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT" THE LESBIAN REPLIES "ARE YOU CALLING ME A C*NT?!" ************************************************** *********** A LITTLE GYPSY GIRL IS TRYING TO GET DRESSED ON HER OWN AND SHOUTS "MOMMA HOW DO I PUT MY PANTS ON AGAIN?" momma:"FOR THE LAST TIME GIRL-YELLOW TO THE FRONT BROWN TO THE BACK!" ************************************************** ***********