Last joke of the day?
A solicitor makes an emergency call to a plumber and explains that a pipe has burst and flooded his office. Can you sort it out for me?
The plumber says sure! My charges are £400.00 call out + £500.00 per hour + the cost of the parts.
The solicitors replies, those costs are far too high, I am a solicitor and I can’t charge out anywhere near those figures!
The plumber replies, neither could I when I was a solicitor!
From the radio, a few months ago!
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