A lady places a personal ad in the paper that reads, “Looking for a man who won’t beat me, won’t run out on me, and is good in bed.” A few days later her doorbell rings, and she opens the door to find a man with no arms or legs.

“I’m here in response to your personal ad,” he says. “I don’t have arms, so I can’t beat you. And I don’t have legs, so I can’t run out on you.”

“But I need a good lover too,” she replies.

The man smiles. “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
for anyone that doesnt get it, he would've needed something very long to reach the doorbell...

lol
that is pretty funny!!
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lol yea how did he ring the doorbell and how did he get to the door if he can't walk? haha

that's a good one

This joke was put on the jokes site last week by me.

Not bad, not bad at all.

lol yea that is funny

thats funny...

hahah not heard that one in a while :P