This old woman lived in the Country, grew her own vegetables and had a cow which gave her milk. After giving milk for around nine or ten months cows go dry and have to give birth so they can then produce large quantities of milk again. The old Woman asked a friend if he could help. The friend said he knew a man who could do the job. Fine! said the old woman, "call him for me". The next day the Vet arived with his bag of vets stuff. Ah! said the old woman, "come with me" She led the Vet to the cow shed, "There she is", and she pointed to the cow, and there is a chair for you to stand on and there is a big nail on the door for you to hang up your trousers.

That was a little lame.

good joke, but ididn't enjoy it