. A Scottish soldier
all 6ft 6in of him dressed in his kilt went to his doctor who asks: ‘What can I do for you?’ ‘Its my pe*is,’ the soldier says.’I’d like you to take a look at it.’ ‘All right,’ the doctor replies,’get it out.’ The soldier takes out his enormous member and slaps it on the table.
The doctor steps forward and prods it, lifts it and weights it. Frowning, he hits it several times with a small rubber hammer and listens to it with his stethoscope. Baffled, he finnally he shakes his head. I can’t find anything wrong with that,’ he says. I know,’ the soldier grins.
‘It’s a beauty, isn’t it?’

Loved it very funny have a star.

Wow, hahaha.
There's also that one about the guy saying his disabled in the restroom, can't use his arms, so a fellow helps his, you know, out, and it looks disgusting, the fellow asks, "What is that?!"
"I have no clue," says that guy as he takes his "disabled arms" out of his jacket. "As long as I don't have to touch it."

I'm scarred for life.

absolutely great

Wow, I think I have found my next vacation spot.

Hahaha.
I wish we had jokes like that in America. We have plenty of perverts but no quality jokes about them. I guess all men love to show off their penis XD

Oh flower of Scotland, when will I see your like again
Who fought and died for, your wee bit hill and glen
And stood against him, proud Edward's army
And sent him homeward to think again.