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Old 06-16-2008
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Default Hope you haven't heard this one. Another Blonde joke.?

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.'

He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, 'That was incredible!'

He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.

He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'

'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey !
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Excellent joke, that was one that I've never heard before, well done and have a gold star...!
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nice
how about this 1
a blonde walks into a computer shop and asks the assistant for curtains,
the assistant replies sorry maam we dont sell curtains for computers.
which she replied but ive got windows.
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Its not blonde, its derogatory to the lovely people of Liverpool.
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lol hilarious
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Old 06-16-2008
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Wow so that's what happened to Liverpool Daisy!
Lovely I enjoyed reading it and had a good giggle------thanks.
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Old 06-16-2008
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lol. He is a gem, but, he seem to have gotton the wrong cut of a diamond.
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Very good! I bet she didn't get her hair wet either.
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