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Old 06-15-2008
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Default funny joke?

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tightpants and all the big muscles, but… I just couldn’t understand why they were all killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”

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hahaha, quality.

Blonde and Brunnete both walk into a bar. Brunette orders her drink the blonde says ouch!
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blonde.... naa it's extreamly funny
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nice! star for you!
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yeah that was pretty good....
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Oh my gosh, that's halarious! Mind if I use it? Lol. I'm starring it!
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funny but not making me actually lol, but funny still
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Maybe its because this is an american joke but I didn't find it that funny.
I have nothing against the yanks but our humour is totally different.
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very good joke thanks
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HAHAHA!! That was pretty good
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