The four british home teams were doing a tour of south africa. One day a welshman, a englishman a irishman and a scotsman decided to go for a walk in the jungle where they all got captured by a band of canibals. The canibals took them home to their camp and with hands tied behind their backs put each man in a large pot of boiling soup. A worrior done his war dance and rushed up to the englishman with his spear which he stopped one inch from the englishmans nose, and the englishman screamed with fright. same for the welshman who screamed with fright, same for the irishman who screamed with fright. but when it came to the scotsman he laughed out loud. the worrior took fifty paces backwards and rushed the scotsman again and the scotsman laughed again. the chief then aproached the scotsman and asked him why he was laughing, to which the scotsman replied, well every time he done that I sh-i-t in your f-cking soup
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gis yer best scottish football joke?
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