Tottenham: They should be locked up anyway, because being that ugly is a public nuisance.
Man U: I don't need to specify, do I?
Sunderland: Roy Keane's Dirty Monkey Mackems look like the soccer version of hockey's neutral-zone trap, and not as well-executed.
Glasgow Rangers: No wonder Celtic supporters are green: Watching their rivals makes them feel sick.
Real Madrid: Very nasty, even thuggish behavior on the pitch.
Boca Juniors, Napoli, Sevilla and the Argentina national team: Just for having had Diego Maradona. (Though I give Barcelona a pass on that.)
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