Oh yes... He barely grunts at me. I could say i've decided i'm a lesbian, and i'm leaving him for a woman, or i'm running off to devote myself to michael jackson or gary glitter, and the man wont even look at me but he'll make some sort of inaudible grunt as i head out the door.. If a football match is on, i have learnt to be seen but not heard.. He will do anything for me, he will give me absolutely anything, as long as i leave him to his football game.. i could give him a legal form to sign saying he agrees to leave me 100% of everything he has if we split, and he will sign it without reading it, as long as i leave him in peace to his game.. That is how pathetic the man is when football is on. During the world cup, i practically moved house til it was over.. I couldn't bear living with a zombie..
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