It's been awhile, but as I recall:
Mon. Pyt: Person returns a dead parrot; Person is instructed to go to various rooms for, "arguments", "abuse", etc.; twit races;
Old ladies' gangs terrorizing the neighborhood; Skits when they dressed in drag.

Kids: Didn't watch that many episodes, but do recall (I think):
People waiting in line being entertained by a flying pig;
A cross-dressing guy sitting at a bar; Also, "I'm going to crush your head."